December 2009
188 posts
These awards are all over my dash like a...
Time to hit unfollow a few times…
tall beautiful emo boy? Responded to me going OI LOSER! him?
12 days of christmas app. where have you been all...
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RudeTube is amazing :L
andthemachine:
(via joaah)
TOTALLY READ THAT AS REDTUBE.
SO DID I.
I was gonna agree too… :p
RT- ERGH! Happy people! Its ok, be happy, but please- don’t mock me with your happiness! (via @JacobLovie) - THISSSSSSSS!!!
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HIHIHIHI
andthemachine:
danny has gone. it was nice with him today. he had really nice boxers on. srsly, they were much nicer than the usual ones he wears. we just hung around in my room for five hours kissing and talking. then i made him watch mamma mia and we ate lasagne and garlic bread and chocolate cheesecake. it was nice. very nice. he is nice.
”just hung around” - is that what you...
ONLINE ORDERING - OFFICIALLY EVEN MORE RETARDED...
How can I chase up an order with Asos.com? I...
my tumblarity has never been over 1000
thetruthhurtsworse:
ollie-bartlett:
thetruthhurtsworse:
i think the highest its ever been was in the 800s. seriously, and people are like well how come its so low considering you’ve had it for over a year? because i dont post shit that will gain me tumblarity and follows, i post photos that i like because they’re relevant to how im feeling and ill post photos of what im wearing that day...
MATHS HOMEWORK! ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH! *BRAIN IMPLODES*
Right. It's 6.30. I'm revising genetics till 8....
Today I have learnt
That I cannot do anything more complicated than basic maths. My grasp of logarithms is practically non-existant. Damn.
I’ve got work to do and I really cannot be bothered.
I hate it when I’m on a proper downer and I have lots to do. Nothing gets done.
I’ll agree. I wasn’t at my nicest last night. And yes - I am a bitch. Calling me that doesn’t hurt anymore because I know it’s true.
In all honesty - I’m not a complete cow.
I’m not fake online - anything I say on here, I would say to your face as well. But I’m not as angry usually.
Not gonna arse around with a pathetic sob story cuz hey, nobody...
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So finally, I'm broke!
It’s taken me like 4 days to spend £160! That’s some sort of record!
Final purchases - nails Inc crystal encrusted nail polish in a baby pink (“Warwick Avenue”) and an Yves Saint Laurent gold plated lip compact with red lipstick and pale, sparkly, pink gloss!
So yeah. I’m actually a shopping machine! I’ve missed having “spare” money whilst at uni...
RT - “You have enemies? Good. It means you’ve stood up for something, some time in your life”- Winston Churchill. (via @JacobLovie)
And I am but a dickhead. :D
A tosser is but a wanker by a different name.
Ask me something, anything, whatever! →
facebook cull
rubydoobydoo:
redlipstick:
rubydoobydoo:
redlipstick:
(via rubydoobydoo)
Really need to do this at some point.
I have 565 “friends” atm.
At least 465 can get stuffed. If not 500.
yeah i was on about 600, most of those were people i went to school with that i hate
Precisely. SOD OFF GRAMMAR SCHOOL STUCK UP SHITS.
Most of them are pregnant/have kids too. even the ones that were a...
Oh and btw, genetics is the fastest moving science...
Then again gingers are a mutated gene
completecarnage:
redlipstick:
completecarnage:
so, technically they are/ you are mutants. jus’ sayin’
Callum.
Can you roll your tongue? (ill explain why im asking this)
like in to a tube? yes. but if this is about, that is genetics, then you are wrong, some of it is, BUT in some cases and in my case, you can learn to do it, it took me ages to figure it out.
HATE TO TELL YOU - YER A...
completecarnage:
campkellycalm:
crisis > old crows, young cardinals
heeeeee-ro
thisss!!
Shoppinggg!!
Rich, dark blue silk bra, edged with black silk, all along the straps and the bow in the middle. Reduced from £39 to £25 =D . If the matching knickers are reduced further (they’re nice but not THAT nice), I may purchase them!
Skinny jeans. Indigo. Low rise. Slightly distressed. £79 to £49! =D
FRYING PAN! hahaha proper posh tefal one - half price so a tenner today! What can I say? I eat so...
Did an hour and a half of "Genes, Genomes and...
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Why was I not a fan of Four Year Strong before...
SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!
@ Lola!
YO!
OMG I NEED THESE
completecarnage:
if you needed them so much why don’t you have them? the only things i have say that phrase like “NEED” “NEED NAO” “NEED” “need” are probably dvds, and i do actually go get them, OMG I NEED A PENIS ENLARGEMENT. if you needed it that bad, you’d of already had one.
I NEED a Lyle And Scott jumper. It is Need because York Uni is bloody freezing AND I insist on style over function....
Procrastinating
So. I’ve been out shopping. I’ve had a nap. Dinners in 30mins. I’ve been on Twitter. I’m now on here.
More suggestions for putting off revision?!
I felt bad.
Then I realised, life moves on. Plenty more fish in the sea. Plenty more boys I can fall for.
And besides, I had an even bigger epiphany when I looked in the mirror this morning :
I’m too good looking to take your crap. And you’re not good looking enough to give me any.
Just woke up to
A picture message of an erect penis!
Don’t get me wrong, it is decently sized (well above average by estimation!) but still!
The male genitalia was not designed to be pretty! A clear case of function over style!
And not really meant to be seen that close up! Hence ones face is located so far away from it!
Deary me.
Brb. Eyes burning - >.< - cold water needed asap!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
and that is SO something I’d do!
When drunk, I’ll be able to explain various biochemical processes and genetic analysis tests in great detail.
But I will slur my way through it, burst into tears at nothing and spell all words that aren’t key vocab words completely...
does period pain hurt?
louischatburn:
what can you compare it to?
stubbing your toe on the bottom of your bed?
standing on an upwards facing plug?
I guess it’s like a misplaced migraine - some shorter stabbing pains but mostly this really dull ache that makes you feel sickly and won’t go away.
It’s also kinda like someone putting a belt round your tummy and pulling it TIGHT.
It’s...
I really do wonder if anybody would actually be negatively affected if I was to disappear or die. Would anybody actually feel like a part of them had been ripped away? Or would it just be -oh. Oh well. What a shame. Let’s go through the religious rigmarole and then move on - ?
Woohoo. Managed 2 days without fighting. Mums at my throat over jack shit yet again. I’m going back to uni asap before I go mad.
Living in a huge empty uni house will be better than living here
3years 3months. Three and a quarter years. THIRTY...
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Listened my way through Four Year Strong's...
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DID SOMEONE MENTION PORN?!
andthemachine:
redlipstick:
*COUGH*Rachel!*cough*
/pervert!
I AM A HORMONAL FIFTEEN YEAR-OLD CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL
what do you expect ?
I AM A HORMONAL NINETEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WAS EDUCATED IN AN ALL FEMALE ESTABLISHMENT FOR A LONNGGG TIME. THIS HAS MADE ME A LATE STARTER. HORMONES DEMAND I CATCH UP!
Add the whole length of time since i last had sex - ooooooo - could be here a...
DID SOMEONE MENTION PORN?!
*COUGH*Rachel!*cough*
/pervert!
TOMORROWWW (Today?!)
Meet JUSTINNNEEE AND LOLAAAAA
go shopping
moar underwear in JW plz.
buy a zip to have fitted to my ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TOTE!! <3456789
buy some badges for it such as “Looks Good When Dirty!” and “Dirty Knees?! Yes Please!”
Find somewhere selling a Lyle And Scott jumper. Cotton. Black/Grey/Pink/Baby blue. Womens L or Mens XS/S. Not much difference between, sadly.
...
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FYS - "Story of a Girl" - aweeeesommme. Same with...
andthemachine:
i am wearing nice knickers today.
not that anyone’s seen them.
I bought a nice bra today.
Not that anybodys going to see them.
I’m half tempted to get the knickers to match tomorrow.
SOD DECENCY.
If I can’t prance around half naked for my own benefit then there is no point to life.
“Lola, no. There’s free living. Then there’s dressing like a slut!”
– Me to one of my mates on a top she was trying on in All Saints! Nopes - she didn’t buy it!
I’m suchhhh a bitch!
Seen SYG live a few times. They've been fun and...
Spotify <3
RT- i never thought id see those names together! - @seansmithsucks - on great music being summed up as ” @theblackout and @jonasbrothers “!!
Finally got spotify! And £15 iTunes voucher for...
Why has this blogging website become some sort of...
tomjhardwick:
I don’t understand.
Exactly this.