December 2010
122 posts
Its 4.30am, I've felt lousy all day, I still feel...
FML.
drinkingfor11 asked: I've supported arsenal since I was in the womb. gooooner for life.
leeds will loose and it'll be hilarious, get an arsenal shirt ready you'll be wearing it for a while ;)
leeds will loose and it'll be hilarious, get an arsenal shirt ready you'll be wearing it for a while ;)
drinkingfor11 asked: I've supported arsenal since I was in the womb. gooooner for life.
leeds will loose and it'll be hilarious, get an arsenal shirt ready you'll be wearing it for a while ;)
leeds will loose and it'll be hilarious, get an arsenal shirt ready you'll be wearing it for a while ;)
On all there is to say.
dearcoketalk:
I did something stupid. I was drunk tonight and I emailed some random guy I talked to on a chat room nude pictures of myself. Nude’s too nice a word. I was naked. I’m so worried that he’s going to splash them over the internet now, you can’t fully see my face but I’m worried that if you knew me you’d recognise me. What can I do??? I know that I’ve been a stupid bitch. If they do...
This blog has taken my blog title which is a... →
Being Single. Drinking Double. Seeing Triple.
This is actually something I said on a night out.
Hence it’s my blog title.
Dont go around stealing my personality and pretending it’s yours.
[reblogged from fuckyeahsingleness because dammit I’m pissed off]
I was thinking about those little fish things.
drinkingfor11:
That eat your feet. I mean like they don’t just eat your whole foot. But they like nibble at the dead skin and its meant to be all wonderful. But likee I was thinking what if one of them was in a bad mood and just took a chunk out of your foot. It’d be dead painful. They are only tiny but I’m suspicious of anything that wants to nibble my feet really.
I will be honest…
...
My sexy new red dress has a black "exposed zip"...
Guess what that means boys?!
It means that the only thing between me being fully clothed and me standing in just my undies and heels is…
One, very obvious, black and metal, full length, easy opening, zip…
And less than 30secs required to remove it!
So so tempted to buy hold-ups to wear underneath it when I have that frisky feeling :p
Had SUCH a GOOD few days of shopping in the...
Spent a small fortune (£120?!) but got a massive haul!
Almost all of it was half price too and of it was at least 20% off! I am WINNAR!
Including : a dress, 2 pairs of heels and more hair and beauty products than a salon!
My friend just text me this shitty joke
sophieowls:
“A science graduate asks, “Why does it work?”
An engineering graduate asks, “How does it work?” The business graduate asks, “How much will it cost?” A drama graduate asks, “Do you want fries with that?”“
I text back “get back to your met”.
I enjoyed this :D
It's 3am. My sky+ box has just decided to go on...
Observation : The English cricket team definitely...
andthemachine:
redlipstick:
andthemachine:
stuart broad and chris tremlett mmm
Stuart broads the blonde one in that naked cept a cricket back pic you posted last night right?! Not my type really…
Now, go away, look up steven finn, come back and agree with me on him! ;)
broad still looks about 16 so i like to think he’s in my age group and thus easilyy accesible for me. ooo yes steven...
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Observation : The English cricket team definitely...
andthemachine:
stuart broad and chris tremlett mmm
Stuart broads the blonde one in that naked cept a cricket back pic you posted last night right?! Not my type really…
Now, go away, look up steven finn, come back and agree with me on him! ;)
Observation : The English cricket team definitely...
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Cheeky cow.
You haven’t spoken to me in 3months. We havent seen each other in over 18 months.
Why the fuck would I lend you my NUS card?!
No offence idiot but 1) you’re not the only person shopping in the sales 2) you’re bleach blonde, orange skinned (I dont mind fake tan but that’s just WOAH) and a size 22… We look nothing alike! It would NEVER work!
Much less as its my uni...
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Obligatory Xmas Post #6 - The thing I hate most...
Fucking romance movies everywhere.
They’re so unrealistic. Some of them are listed as “rom-coms” and they lack the “com” part - they are not comedic in the slightest.
Eurgh most of them really are starting to make me feel queasy.
This may be attributed to me having watched way too many films recently… The past weeks worth of films:
(500) Days of Summer
Love...
It's weird. For the first time in quite possibly...
Demons have been laid to rest pretty much.
And there just isn’t anybody I’m crushing on.
Weird.
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I really want to sit my parents down and lay out...
This country has millions of people in it. Approximately half are female. So in a year, a few girls meet a sick end with a sick person and I wouldn’t wish that on anybody. Also - obviously, there’s ways to make sure you’re safer. However, you cannot live in fear of that and let it dictate your life. I need to get taxis to get around. Sometimes this is on my own. I need to walk...
I’m losing all will to live. It’s the only free will I have left and I don’t even want it anymore.
In this day and age you cannot be self sufficient at 20. You cannot go to university and afford to stay there and fund everything yourself through loans and grants. Especially if your parents earn over a certain amount.
So obviously. I’m leeching on my parents.
I’ve...
so fucking confused.
skinnnylove-:
I asked and he was like, “Yeah sure, just pick up the basement before he gets here.”
wait seriously……
i was expecting
judgmental glances
the sex talk
no
Ahhh wait for it theres better talks yet.
I actually spat my drink out all across my mums dashboard in the car and had a choking fit from shock and laughter…
No longer, at the age of 20, does my mother want to...
Obligatory Xmas Post #5 - sportssss
England breezed through the first day of this Ashes test in Melbourne, showing Australia EXACTLY how it’s done! We bowled them out in double figures - 98-all out! - first time since 1950s and first time on their turf since 1888! Excellent Xmas present from the boys!
On a note much closer to home :
Leicester City nil, Leeds United 1!
Wheeeeeyyyyyyy!!!
Obligatory Xmas Post #4 - today's the day I...
Usually out of pure boredom…
But Deal Or No Deal is on channel 4 and it’s such a giggle that I’m carrying on with not revising!
Winnar!
Obligatory Xmas Post #3 - it's Boxing Day and we...
I didn’t sleep till 6.45am this morning so when I got woken up at 10am I pretty much refused to move!
Needless to say my parents were bloody grumpy about this. Especially mum.
I hate the sales. Yes I get good bargains when I can be arsed. But I hate crowds. I hate long queues. I hate it when shops stop being ordered.
I’ll brave it tomorrow but I wasn’t in the mood today.
...
Obligatory Xmas Post #2 - Presents
So yeaaaahh, I’m a spoilt brat of an only daughter ^_^ and I love it! Here goes…
Black, classic UGGs. Balenciaga eau de parfum gift set. Pink bedroom fridge for uni. Two long sleeve tops, a tee and a hoodie - all by Hollister!! Laguna beach body lotion and body spray also from Hollister. Cheeky tights designed to look like black ribbed hold up stockings over v.sheer black tights ;) ....
Obligatory Xmas Post #1 - Xmas Lunch
Soooo… Roast chicken with crispy bacon on top. Chicken stock gravy. Balls of sage and onion stuffing. Pork and apricot stuffing wrapped in crispy streaky bacon. Pigs in blankets (aka chipolata sausages wrapped in streaky bacon). Roast potatoes. Roast parsnips. Mashed potatoes. Green beans. Baby carrots. Sprouts (grim. Parents ate those). Yorkshire puddings.
Sooooo good.
Literally looked...
HANNAH! Appreciate this :
I have had to shut down my live news feed following the cricket just to keep fbook chat running!!
My net is being shit tho so I haven’t gone anywhere even if it says I have!
WHO JUST ADDED ME/WROTE ON MY WALL?
you sound so freaked out :’)
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TREMLETT YOU BEAUTIFUL FELLOW!! Yes, the beauty...
Jingle bells Facebook smells, Twitter go away....
Dear equally evil boy.
Saw the message. Really personal.
I’m not messing with your head. For once.
Tho now I really wish I was.
Love you. Really.
xx
(PS - You know you said you have problems talking about the people you like when they follow you on tumblr… I don’t have that problem. If it makes you any happier - I never make new years resolutions as I have no regrets. But this year I might make...
So it's Christmas Eve and here's my plan :)
Get up relatively early and get ready… Before mid afternoon would be awesome… Like late morning! Keep wasting days.
Go out. Buy my mum’s surprise present and bring it back before she gets home!
Wrap Mum’s gift and Dad’s “stocking fillers”.
Bring all of the gifts that are hidden in my wardrobe downstairs and arrange them around the tree. Empty the...
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The best way to make me smile is when its a...
Me: Hi!!
Ryan: Hey
Ryan: I miss you.
Me: n'awwwwwwwhh!!
Me: I did NOT expect that!
Me: *^_^*
Me: I miss you too!
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To put down that bloody deposit or not?!
REALLY MASSIVELY HUGELY want to go on the uni easter snowtrip to Val Thorens.
Normally, a holiday in Val Thorens, or any part of Les Trois Vallees (which includes Meribel and the 2 Courchevel resorts) is bloody expensive as its the poshest part… Like £2k+pp for 1 week type bloody expensive…
However as its end of season, self catered and coach/ferry journey - its like £389 for...
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uh oh... why do i have a sore throat?! its...
Swear to god I must have high blood pressure...
There’s literally no other explanation as to why I keep having really sexually explicit dreams! It’s mental! Haha!!
But yeah. Now realised I DO have a sleep pattern…
4 nights of not sleeping till 4am, 1 night of sleeping for 11+ hrs!! Ha!
It might not be ideal but it’s definitely a well defined pattern! :D
Leave a grade in my ask box.
andthemachine:
A++= i would bang you so hard
A+ = cuffing material
A = sexy
B+ = hottt
B = look good
C+ = above the average
C = average
D = you’re alright
F = not even
Hahaha!! Do ittttt!!
