drinkingfor11:

Shitty shags, specially after a night out.

2mins: I’m so horny if I was a boy I’d nob you with my massive boner

5mins: This is a good time

10mins: This is a reasonable time

15mins: This is okay I guess

20mins: I’m hungry I hope we have bacon

25mins: I’m so bored I’m glad its dark so you can’t see my facial expression :|

30mins: Get your sweaty hands off me I’m tired and I’ve had enough

Nail. Head. BLAM.

God I miss chatting absolute SHIT with this girl. She gets it bang on the mark every time.